1. If there is a nice schizophrenic lady on the bus, calling (yelling) you Mrs. Pornography, it is probably best to remove yourself from the seat directly in front of her immediately.
2. If you don't know how to handle the male species, its OK.
They prob don't know how to handle you either.
It's best to find infatuation elsewhere, perhaps with an inanimate object, like tacos.
Tacos will always be there.
3. If you find yourself anxious about finals, or really anything in general, take a quick (2hour) break Target.
If that doesn't do it for ya, just hop on the 38L and take a quick (45 min) trip downtown to the next nearest Target. (They probably most likely have what you need, because it's not like the last Target had the same products).
Spend some time there (2.5 hours). Maybe even stop in at Starbucks for a pick me up.
Your anxiety needs it.
4. Everyone needs a good pair of loafs.